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How To Steal Like An Artist (And 9 Other Things... →
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“I guess that’s why I’m here… I have nothing to fall back on....”
– Every Little Step
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“Stutz’s patients have won so many Oscars—twelve or thirteen, he told me,...”
– Barry Michels, Therapist for Blocked Screenwriters : The New Yorker
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March 2011
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Questions ommitted from the MMPI:
Answer the following items true or false: I stir fry small animals. I believe virginity is never lost, just misplaced. I enjoy talking to realtors. I frequently brake for the elderly. I water wallflowers. I can’t help but think that Bambi got what he deserved. I cry while merging onto freeways. I date my shadow. Capital punishment is my favorite specatator sport. I enjoy beating a...
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A Quick Screening Test of Mental Functions: Do you hear voices? (If yes: Imitate them) (If no: refer patient to audiology clinic). Do you ever see things that others don’t see? (Note: If patient lives with blind people, this can be a misleading question). Long run memory test: What will you eat a year from now on his date? (This question can be omitted in cases of anorexia nervosa). ...
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